Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter? I don't care who you are, you're mopping that up.
Elizabeth Masterson
Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass.
Elizabeth Masterson
Opium addicts are more alert than you, David.
Elizabeth Masterson
I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort of thing. I guess if you wanna be that guy.
Elizabeth Masterson
I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives!
Elizabeth Masterson
If you could ever really touch meÖ I think I might wake up from all this.
Elizabeth Masterson
Okay, I was wasted. But I still shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment.
David Abbot
Go away! You don't exist!
David Abbot
Look, there are five other units here and not one person even remembers what you look like. Talk about being disconnected.
David Abbot
You're like an A.M. radio that someone shoved into my head and I can't turn off!
David Abbot
I'm, I'm sorry I said you were dead. Maybe you're not dead. Maybe you're just veryÖ light.
David Abbot
Uh, I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person.
David Abbot
I'm justÖ I just wanted you to have your garden.
David Abbot
God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.
Jack Houriskey
Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.
Jack Houriskey